uriously.Who told you I want to drink ink! Your pig brain!Chen Zixuan made a gesture of drawing, and Rui Tianyu finally understood this time, taking the paper and brush from the table.Um…a brush… Alri...Chapter Seven
Hillbilly
What is she regretting
Ruitian held up the leaf in his hand...
Chen Zixuan touched his own neck, silently shedding tears in his heart. Meeting a handsome guy wasn't bad enough, but he was so fierce and brutal. It was really annoying.
"My name is Chen Zixuan, E-dong Chen, the son of Confucius, and Xuan from the Sword of Xuanyuan. I've already told you my name, so you should introduce yourself too, right"
"Rui Tianling!" Rui Tianling automatically ignored the unfamiliar sword and proudly declared his name. It could be said that within the Three Kingdoms and Five Cities, no one didn't know the name Rui Tianling, so when Rui Tianling spoke his name, it naturally exuded domineering arrogance.
Chen Zixuan's eyes widened in surprise: "You're Ruitianling!"
Rui Tian Ling rolled her eyes at her, still acting all cool and aloof.
"Oh, I don't know you!" Chen Zixuan silently looked up at the sky, what is this guy being tsundere about
Her words almost made the prince spit out the tea in his mouth. Seeing his fifth younger brother's dark face, he could only swallow it down, barely avoiding internal injuries. This girl was too interesting.
"You don't recognize my fifth brother! Where did you come from, you bumpkin You've never seen the world!" Prince Liutian Yu, the sixth prince, idolized his fifth brother above all others. Upon hearing Chen Zixuan's words, he immediately lost his temper and rushed over to roar at him.
Chen Zixuan was furious now. What Calling her a country bumpkin! Although she might have traveled through time, the people in front of her were obviously wealthy and powerful, but she wasn't so out of touch as to be called a country bumpkin: "What did you say! You're the country bumpkin! Your whole family are country bumpkins! Who is your fifth brother Why should I know him Does he feed me Does he give me money Did he pay for my education or fix my roads Where did you come from, wild man, yelling at me like this Why Why Why!"
"What You dare call this King a eunuch Are you tired of living Come here! I…"
Chen Zixuan, because he was very emotional and spoke quickly, unfortunately, this Sixth King mistook the wild man for a eunuch, so the farce began magnificently.
"People What kind of people! Looks like a wild child, still nursing, right You need help even for a fight Shameful! A-ru-lu-lu~” Before the Sixth Prince could call for his guards, Chen Zixuan loudly retorted, and made a face as if he was looking down on him.
Now the Sixth Prince was truly enraged: “Who said I needed help I can make you cry your father and mother all by myself! You, a woman, speak so shamelessly. If you like my fifth brother, just say it! No need for this coy act.” Ruitian Yu looked as if he knew all along, acting arrogant and smug.
"I beg you, which eye did you see that I'm interested in your fifth brother Which one is your fifth brother!"
"My fifth older brother is Rui Tianling! The fifth prince of the esteemed Rui Tian Dynasty, countless women adore him. He's brilliant in both literature and warfare, overflowing with talent..." Sixth Prince was lost in his deep admiration for his fifth older brother, speaking of his good qualities with effortless fluency.
The Crown Prince covered his face, ugh, here we go again, another half hour of this…
The object of discussion, Rui Tianling, put on an aloof and arrogant air, as if nothing to do with him.
"Hold on, hold on. You're talking about Rui Tianling, right I'm telling you, fifth brother, what's with all the jewelry on a man! Are you planning to sell it for silver when you run out of money And that long hair with a hairpin You look like a complete dandy! No, even worse than a dandy!"
Lord Wang's face darkened, the prince was stunned, and some people looked away pretending not to hear anything...
"What did you say! Say that again to my face!"
Let me know if you'd like me to translate anything else!
"I told you he's so effeminate, oh, are you saying you're even more effeminate than him Kid!"
"Oh!!! I'm going to kill you!"
"You call me a coward and threaten violence What a loser! You're pathetic!"
"You stupid hillbilly, you're a criminal, you..."
"What the heck! You're calling me a country bumpkin again You darn fool, I'll fight you to the death!"
"You dare insult me, you eunuch! Ah! You actually kicked me! I'll fight you to the death!"
Then, Chen Zixuan and the Sixth Prince fought in public. Chen Zixuan had no martial arts skills nor was he as tall as the Sixth Prince, so he kicked the Sixth Prince's shins repeatedly. The Sixth Prince became furious immediately and, disregarding his martial arts, kicked back at Chen Zixuan in the same way. As a result, Chen Zixuan dodged the attack.
Chen Zixuan grabbed Liu Wangye's hair with one hand, and clutched his collar with the other. One leg was still kicking Liu Wangye's calf, and her mouth never stopped, berating Liu Wangye incessantly: "You little brat, your hair hasn't even grown in yet, and you dare to call Granny a country bumpkin! You idiot, you pervert..."
The Sixth Prince, who had been pampered and indulged all his life, had never witnessed such a brawl. He grabbed Chen Zixuan's hair, dodging his kicks while yelling back, "You country bumpkin, you country bumpkin, you country bumpkin..." Forgive the Sixth Prince, he was educated in the royal court, and this kind of shrewish verbal abuse and physical scuffle was something he wasn't skilled at. He didn't have the energy to come up with insults, so he could only keep repeating the same phrase.
Chen Zixuan took advantage of Liu Wangye's dodge, his center of gravity unsteady, and landed a left hook that knocked Liu Wangye to the ground. He then sat directly on top of him as Liu Wangye was distracted, attacking from both sides with flying saliva.
Now the Sixth Prince was furious. He shoved Chen Zixuan down, straddling her, and tore at her face.
At this time, Chen Zixuan discovered that human potential is truly limitless. She usually found even lifting a bucket of water tiring, but now she was incredibly powerful and imposing. She kicked the Sixth Prince to the ground once again, this time driving her high heel into his face. She then grabbed his hand and bit him furiously, leaving his face and hands covered in scratches and bruises.
Just as she was still struggling with the Sixth Prince, about to win, someone pulled her off him. At that time, she had one hand gripping the Sixth Prince's belt to prevent herself from falling, but Rui Tianling yanked her away from the Sixth Prince. She also pulled Rui Tianyu's entire belt down.
So when Rui Tianyu got up from the ground, he was especially cocky and wanted to come over and beat her up, but his pants fell down grandly.
"Ah! I will kill you!"
"Oh! Beast! I will kill you!"
Rui Tianyu pulled up his pants, Chen Zixuan touched his hair, and the two charged at each other simultaneously, their eyes filled with bloodshot.
"Enough!" the prince's voice cut through.
"Shut up!" Chen Zixuan and Ru Tianyu both shouted at the prince, this fight was unavoidable.
"Stop it!" Rui Tianling stood between the two, "Look at yourselves!"
Rui Tianyu lowered his head to look at his clothes, they were basically strips of cloth wrapped around his undergarments. His pants were held up with one hand, and his arm was covered in bite marks. Even one of his shoes was missing. He was a complete mess.
Chen Zixuan wasn't doing much better either. One of her high heels had broken off at the base, and a button on the other was missing. The hem of her dress had been torn, and one of the straps had ripped, leaving only the other one precariously holding up the entire dress, which was almost about to fall apart completely. Chen Zixuan's expression was somewhat awkward.
For a moment, an eerie silence filled the air.
"Oh my! Slow down, please. I'm a VIP, a very important person~ " lady… Who are you asking us to kill”Ying Guifei stopped tugging at her hair, froze in place, and her bloodshot eyes stared fixedly at the maidservant who had asked the question. Her gaze was so inten...